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Issue 304

29 June 2009

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The Bloggers

If the mainstream media has taught us anything it's that fact and opinion can be seamlessly rolled into one.

Bloggers uphold this fine tradition and below are some of the best football blogs you can find. If there's a blog you think should be on our list let us know at the usual email address.

Manchester United & Michael Owen - Together At Last?

The contents of Michael Owen’s sale brochure must have been more potent than we could ever have imagined, if the rumours doing the rounds are correct. In a move that has dropped jaws to the ground across Europe, the club most interested in signing » READ MORE

Scientists Agree: Real Madrid Has Become a Dense Singularity

The Bernebeu as seen from spaceA group of scientists gathered in Bern, Switzerland confirmed the science world's worst fears today: Real Madrid has become a footballing singularity, and appears to be drawing the heaviest nearby stars into a black hole lo » READ MORE

Can the Steelmen crush the Tinmen?

Motherwell v Llanelli While most of us are enjoying the warm summer weather, for others the work continues. Jim Gannon, new manager at SPL side Motherwell faces the second big test of his managerial spell at the Lanarkshire club as he gets ready for th » READ MORE

Why do girls fall differently to guys?

- I watched this video the entire way through and applauded the perfectly selected ironic soundtrack. Then I went to the actual YouTube page for the vid, read the info, and realised that it wasn’t done ironically at all. Then I felt sad. And then y » READ MORE

Pro Vercelli: The Battle of Milan

By mid-May, we'd played Milan three times in four weeks—twice in the Coppa Italia semis and once in Serie A—and were set to play them twice more in an epic Champions League semifinal. The first leg was slated for Naming Rights Park, and » READ MORE

Football Americana Week 15: Landon who? (just kidding!)

Wow, what a week for American football! The national team rose from the dead in South Africa to stun Spain and Brazil in the Confederations Cup, eventually running out of steam in the final against Dunga's men. Make no mistake, it was an historic tournam » READ MORE

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