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Issue 345

23 October 2011

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What is the comment section for?

For the giving and receiving of witty ripostes, images and links; post your missives on the game; make up ridiculous stories — that sort of thing. Beware of slander and libel — anything seen to be beyond The Onion Bag's spirit of harmless fun will be deleted.

Can I slag off other clubs?

No. We wouldn't be here if we didn't support a football club. However The Onion Bag likes to laugh at football in general and the way football is covered rather than specific clubs. There are loads of Boards out there specifically for having a pop at other clubs. The Onion bag is not one of them.

Can I swear and behave like a complete arsehole?

Yes to the first, no to the second. You can swear, but you cannot be an arsehole. The board moderators define the term arsehole as any combination of flaming, racism, sexism, homophobia and general c**ntish behavior considered to be undiginfied by the moderators. Swearing must be restricted to general terms and not to be used to aim abuse at an individual. Any of the above will be deleted from the Board and could result in termination of membership.

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Can I insert links on the Board?

Yes. Just type in the full URL including the http://.

Can I use the board to sell my own stuff?

No. Any such attempt to do so will result in deletion.

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