Castro
Joined: Monday 3 November 2003
Castro, something of an elder statesman of the Bag, rarely contributes these days. Like the footballers he occasionally scribbles nonsense about, whatever talent he never had has been on the wain since clocking up one hundred caps, or rather, issues.
Today, he sits in the Tactics Truck's second toilet, hooked up to a life-preserving drip, and only prodded into action when the other Bag hacks are too far gone to pen a page.
Like Richard Burton at the end of The Medusa Touch, his hand has been known to write things, seemingly without its owner being conscious.
See just what here.
Castro has written 153 bags
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