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Issue 336
3 September 2010
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331UNMASKED
330SCAN SCAM
329TRANSFER MISSUS
328THE NEVILLE MADE ME DO IT
327NO MORE EXCUSES
326MISTLETOE AND WHINE
325SEEDLESS GRIPES
324REPLAY ACTION
319CTRL-ALT-WIN
318SOL IN THE HEAD
305OWEN GONE?
300ENGLAND'S GOT TALENT
299BLADES 'N' CASES
293FREEDOM OF SQUEAK
288EDUARDO: MY BOTCHED OP HELL
286FANNY OLD GAME
285BRAT TRAP
282THE CUP THAT SNEERS
281WIFE SWOOP
277TIGER MARKET
275RON-BALL
274CELEBRATION GAME
273REDKNAPP SACKED
272HEX FACTOR
271OBAMA: I WRECKED BLUE PETER GARDEN
270GOLD WATCH
268UNFAIR GAME
265SOLD SHORT
264ROBI-OH-NO!
261ESCAPE FROM TOTTENHAM
260RADIO DAZE
259CITY ON THE LAM
252ALTERNATE ENDINGS
250HEADS WILL ROLL
2496 PLUS 5 DON'T GO
248REPENT FORCE
248CAPTAIN SENSITIVE
246PARTING SHOTS ON TARGET
242TRIUMPH FOR DEMOCRACY
241THERE'S LOVELY
240YOU STILL COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
237YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
233THE FA-TWA CUP
231MY DEFENCE 2
230RIGHT SWINGER
229ST CLAIMS' PARK
228DOWN FOR THE CUP
227END OF THE LUNGE
225KEWELL RUNNINGS
223THE NEW DREAM
221MARSH: MY TSUNAMI TERROR
220PAY PRIDE
218QUALIF-LIARS!
217PERFECT PITCH
216BLATTER'S MASTER STROKE
215TWENTY20 FOOTBALL
214THE ON-HAND BAG
213NORTHERN COCK-UP
213JOL: SACK JOL NOW
208BREAKING WIND
207FOETAL ATTRACTION
206MOORE MONEY
205F1 TO N5
204GROOM WITH A VIEW
203FUTURE TENSE
202EVIL PREMIERSHIP
200PETER REID: MY MONKEE CHANT HELL
199BOOS CRUISE
197TOIL AND TROUBLE
195'I DID WHAT I THOUGHT WAS RIGHT'
194THE TWO FACES OF DAVE
193FINE, THANKS
192BOARDROOM OF BLOOD
191BEST THING EVER
190SEVILLE DISOBEDIENCE
188ANDORRA SWEATERS
187MIND GAMES
186ARCH ENEMIES
185DID MI6 GET ADEBAYOR SENT OFF?
184LAGER LOUTS
183KICKBACK VLADI WHACK
182BARTON'S BOOK BONANZA
181TEXAS OLDHAM
180HOULT: WHO COMES THERE?
179IT AIN'T HALF HOT, DAN!
178ASBO-LUTION
177TRANSFER WINDOW SHOPPING
176THE GUNNER IN THE IRON MASK
174CLARIDGE'S MILLENIUM BUG
171THE MADNESS OF IAIN DOWIE
169JIMMY'S SHOES
168BLADES BLUNTED
167JOSE V NHS
165G14 TO BUILD DEATH STAR
164BARTON KINK
163BETRAYED
161GRAY'S ANATHEMA
159THE ELBOW'S NOT FOR TURNING
155TATTOO'S COMPANY
153WIN A SERIE A PLAYER
151SCOLARI KEEPS SVEN
149CONSPIRACY THEO-RY
146POSITIVE VIBES
145CHUMPS LEAGUE
142DREWERY DUTY
140AND DON'T COME BACK
139ROO-INED
138APRIL FOLLIES
136THE NAKED TRUTH
134FANCY MESS PARTY
133£500 MILLION HEIST
133LIFE ON ARSE
132NO BORE JAW
131RA-RA-RASPUTIN
130RICHES TO RAGS
129MAGIC OF THE CUP EXPOSED
127JOSE DODGES DRAFT
124JINGLE BELLES
123MOTTY GETS EUROVISION GIG
122SPRINGER TO SETTLE SOUTH COAST SQUABBLE
121DEVIL ABANDONS UNITED
119QUIT BUGGING ME
118DEAD IN A WEEK
116GUNNERS SHOW CORINTHIAN SPIRIT
114QUALIFIED SUCCESS
113MARADONA: I'LL SAVE MOSS
112WARNOCK: BAN US NOW
111HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US
110SVEN-DOKU
107WALKER: QUEENS PARK RANGER
105PLAY MOURINHOPOLY
103 BUMFIGHT!
102PIMP MY SIDE
101GOING FOR GOLD
98LIFE ON THE COLE FACE
97 LUVVIEPOOL
96 GERMAN NECK TRICK
93 BECKS TRIAL BY TELLY
92 CROUCH TOO TALL FOR RELEGATION ROLLER-COASTER
91 RIO'S FINAL TAP
89 TUNE IN TO PENNANTWATCH LIVE
88 JOE COLE: I'LL BE ENGLAND'S PATSY
87 SAVAGE: I QUIT RUGBY
86 CAN’T COACH, WON’T COACH
84 WE'RE GUNNER RUIN YOU ALL
82 REYES: I DON’T NEED REAL
81 COLE: I'M LEAVING ARSENAL FOR BROADWAY
80 UNCLE TOM'S CABIN FEVER
75 PREMIER LEAGUE MANAGERS IN LOVE
72 GLAZER: I'LL SELL FERGUSON OFF FOR PARTS
71 MELLOW YELLOW
69 GAZZA: MY ANTI-GLOBALISATION HELL
64 RIO'S FUTURE SHOCK
63 NO RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
61 SOUTHAMPTON: THE CURSED CLUB
51EURO CHIEFS APPOINT SPIT TSAR
49MOURINHO: I'M BIGGER THAN JESUS
45DIRTY SVEN CAUGHT ON CAMERA
43NEVILLE: I'VE SHAGGED BIRDS TOO, HONEST
40KENYON SURVIVES AQUATIC CALAMITY
38 STRAPPED JOCKS SELL CUP ON EBAY
34 LOWE: HODDLE NOT THE MAN HE WAS
32 CAF DENIES DODGY GOAL COUNTING
30 SAINT STRACHAN GETS HUMP OVER NO HARUMPH AWARD
29 RANIERI: OUR REFS CAN LEARN A LOT FROM DARTS
27 T'WAS THE SATURDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS...
26 CHELSEA TO CLONE PELE
25'OULLIER TO JOIN FAME ACADEMY
24 LOWE: HANDS OFF OUR TEA
23 LATVERIA - THE NEW POWER IN FOOTBALL
22BEATTIE CALL-UP 'GENUINE MISTAKE'
21 COTTAGER BONKERS, SAYS SHRINK
21 ONION BAG JOINS JIHAD
21 WENGER: WE ARE THE MASTERS OF YOU ALL

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