The Onion Bag http://www.the-onion-bag.com Occasionally humorous football satire en-gbWed, 03 Feb 2010 13:21:32 -0800 Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:21:32 -0800 The Onion Baghttp://www.the-onion-bag.com/images/rsslogo.gifhttp://www.the-onion-bag.com/ Terry's wife misses out on quickiehttp://www.the-onion-bag.com/index.php?story=932John Terry's estranged wife, Toni, has missed out on getting a quickie divorce from the England captain by being too late for Monday's 5pm transfer deadline.http://www.the-onion-bag.com/index.php?story=932Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:21:32 -0800 Fans to watch matches in two dimensionshttp://www.the-onion-bag.com/index.php?story=930Football fans will be given the chance to test out the latest technology when they will be issued revolutionary new glasses which will enable them to watch football in stunning 2D vision.http://www.the-onion-bag.com/index.php?story=930Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:21:32 -0800 World condemns Pythonesque Togo banhttp://www.the-onion-bag.com/index.php?story=931The Confederation of African Football have reacted angrily to claims they’re being too heavily influenced by the film ‘Monty Python and The Holy Grail’.http://www.the-onion-bag.com/index.php?story=931Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:21:32 -0800